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Went to two gigs yesterday. Dharma's punk rock one then the Zircon Gov Pawn Starz one at Zouk. The former was hot and sweat affair, we were baking under the aluminium insulation sheet that lined the roof. Very MTV, ironically i couldn't help thinking Britney - I'm a Slave 4U instead of Blink-(some numerical behind this can't remember as am not really a fan of 90s punk). Anyhow it was getting incredibly hot so we headed down to the chill out room - airconditioned - on the 3rd floor which had a mirror. Of course being the narcissists we are, we spent the better part of the time posing in the mirror and taking digital pictures of our fabulous selves. There was this fantastic little black metal guitar rack and shiai and aaron climbed all over it like whores on heat posing, gritting their teeth like wild animals as i directed and simin shot. Some of the pictures turned out very good. Schmolder! Schmolder! What the hell is that? Stop smiling! Dirty thoughts! Dirty! Gggrrr! It felt so America's Next Top Model. I like.
For the second gig. Outside Zouk they had set up this psuedo red carpet thing and as you walk into the place you're supposed to pose like a "superstar" or whatever - i don't know. A strut contest. To cut a long story short i won. I get a trip for 2 to bangkok, a $100 HMV voucher and of course a Zircon Gov Pawn Starz hamper. I went backstage to meet the band - X'ho is a pretty nice guy - after we danced onstage(me to one song only)as cameras clicked away. At best it was surreal. And weird enough i felt a bit blase when i was on stage - like whatever. I'm on about the HMV voucher though, gonna get me a whole lotta Joni Mitchells i think. Oh, almost forget. How did i win? I sashayed up to the judges and did a parody of the sue-sue law asia mtv thing, by pulling up my shirt and cupping my bra while "so sue me" scrawled on my rock hard abs in black eyeliner -done by aaron - flashed/eyeball spanked them. Naturally they were blown away. Anyone would be. Never knew this method was so effective. Consider making this my new pick up schtick.
Went to two gigs yesterday. Dharma's punk rock one then the Zircon Gov Pawn Starz one at Zouk. The former was hot and sweat affair, we were baking under the aluminium insulation sheet that lined the roof. Very MTV, ironically i couldn't help thinking Britney - I'm a Slave 4U instead of Blink-(some numerical behind this can't remember as am not really a fan of 90s punk). Anyhow it was getting incredibly hot so we headed down to the chill out room - airconditioned - on the 3rd floor which had a mirror. Of course being the narcissists we are, we spent the better part of the time posing in the mirror and taking digital pictures of our fabulous selves. There was this fantastic little black metal guitar rack and shiai and aaron climbed all over it like whores on heat posing, gritting their teeth like wild animals as i directed and simin shot. Some of the pictures turned out very good. Schmolder! Schmolder! What the hell is that? Stop smiling! Dirty thoughts! Dirty! Gggrrr! It felt so America's Next Top Model. I like.
For the second gig. Outside Zouk they had set up this psuedo red carpet thing and as you walk into the place you're supposed to pose like a "superstar" or whatever - i don't know. A strut contest. To cut a long story short i won. I get a trip for 2 to bangkok, a $100 HMV voucher and of course a Zircon Gov Pawn Starz hamper. I went backstage to meet the band - X'ho is a pretty nice guy - after we danced onstage(me to one song only)as cameras clicked away. At best it was surreal. And weird enough i felt a bit blase when i was on stage - like whatever. I'm on about the HMV voucher though, gonna get me a whole lotta Joni Mitchells i think. Oh, almost forget. How did i win? I sashayed up to the judges and did a parody of the sue-sue law asia mtv thing, by pulling up my shirt and cupping my bra while "so sue me" scrawled on my rock hard abs in black eyeliner -done by aaron - flashed/eyeball spanked them. Naturally they were blown away. Anyone would be. Never knew this method was so effective. Consider making this my new pick up schtick.