The Five-Steps Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich
Step 1: Take three slices of white bread (we don't need no oaty wholewheat shit) and pound them hardly on the table/floor/whereever you feel comfortable making your sandwich.
Step 2: Eat off all the brown sides of the bread. (can I use a knife?) No, this is a stressful task - you might risk stabbing yourself in your ass.
Step 3: Spread peanut butter one side of the two slices (leave the other one alone) with your forefinger before licking them clean. (Why?) No food wastage here, mate.
Step 4: Now, grab the jelly and play with it by bouncing off from one palm to the other before smacking them flat on the remaining slice of bread - both sides, thank you.
Step 5: Combine all slices together and voila, you have Sillypore's Best Peanut Butter Sandwich.
*This secret recipe has been passed on from generation to generation. So, please keep this in confidence, yah?
Step 1: Take three slices of white bread (we don't need no oaty wholewheat shit) and pound them hardly on the table/floor/whereever you feel comfortable making your sandwich.
Step 2: Eat off all the brown sides of the bread. (can I use a knife?) No, this is a stressful task - you might risk stabbing yourself in your ass.
Step 3: Spread peanut butter one side of the two slices (leave the other one alone) with your forefinger before licking them clean. (Why?) No food wastage here, mate.
Step 4: Now, grab the jelly and play with it by bouncing off from one palm to the other before smacking them flat on the remaining slice of bread - both sides, thank you.
Step 5: Combine all slices together and voila, you have Sillypore's Best Peanut Butter Sandwich.
*This secret recipe has been passed on from generation to generation. So, please keep this in confidence, yah?